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A Bush teddy is a poop that is excreted outdoors. Generally, in the bush.
Ah, that's just Byron doing a Bush teddy. Hurry up ya fuck.
The act of bagging some large game (i.e. water buffalo, rhino, whale, elephant, hog, fatty, BBW, etc.) and taking her home for an evening of shameful pleasure.
Dude, Jason is straight Teddy Roosevelting. He just bagged a water buffalo and took her to pound town. He's definitely gonna try and put his big toe in that tonight.
Teddy John is straight up amazing. There is not anyone better. Teddy John always knows what to say to take your breath away. He loves to surprise you and sometimes scare you. He thinks it's funny. It is funny. He has the sexiest body and the best dick. It should win an award. He is a hard worker and loves his woman. He has at least 10 nicknames. He also nicknames his woman too, things like butta-fly or muffin. She is the luckiest woman in the world. Teddy John makes life wonderful. He loves meat and his favorite side dish is always smooth mashed potatoes. He likes to bang popsicles after dinner and cuddle on the couch. Usually he falls asleep on the couch and stumbles to bed later. He's got potential to be rich. Like really rich. Teddy John will steal your heart. He is loyal, more than a puppy. He has a sense of humor that will always have you laughing. The wit. None is better. If you find a Teddy John. Keep him close. Hold him tight. Treat him right. Love him ALLLLL night. He deserves the world. He does. He would give it to you. He will change your life.
Damn, who is that girl with?? He is so fucking fine.... oh, that's Teddy John. He has the best cock in the world. It's true. Look it up. It won an award.
He’s asleep forever. He’s dead.
That boy in the red. Ten bans will leave him dead. I keep my shooters fed. That blicky got a lead. These niggas teddy ted.
When your kid turns on the music box of their build-a-bear then throws it in your bed while you're sleeping, and runs off.
"I was sleeping in on Saturday, having the best dream ever, when I got teddy bombed by my kid. Her bear plays iCarly music (shudders)."
The process in which you stimulate a female's clitorius with your whole hand.
John Johnson gave that bitch the teddy finger
something cute and huggable,like kenshin, nightcrawler, and legolas
I want to squish them all like teddy bears!
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