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What people are claiming they’re looking for on an online dating platform. It’s the term men use when they are actually being honest and it’s the term women use to lure and trap men they want a relationship with.
Doug:Hey Chris- I heard you’re going to aprils parents place for dinner- I thought she was only looking for ‘short term fun’?
Chris: ya me too - I was trapped she said she inherited wanted short term fun
When the terms call for punchin’
They’re on punchin’ terms
What you plead when you go to trial for killing your child. Or what you threaten when your kids are being assholes.
I will absolutely Post-Term Abortsch you if you continue throwing those Cheerios on the floor.
A limit to the length of time a politician can serve in any capacity.
Polls show a majority of voters favor term limits for politicians.
A bill detailing all of the large and minute expenses for a semester/year for a college education. It is also the unholy nightmare of every college student and their families. That is unless you're a lucky schmuck who got a full ride.
"Hey did you get to pay your term bill yet?"
"I did, and now I don't have money for food."
The maximum parliamentary term in the UK. Similar in many respects to a prison sentence except more painful, in that it affects over 60 million people, whereas a 5 year prison term ostensibly just affects the imprisoned individual. Also unlike a prison sentence, the nation could have the sentence doubled to 10 years, if Labour were to get in again!
Yes, I was caught bang to rights in the cab of my JCB trying to remove an ATM from the outside wall of my local SPAR at 2 o'clock in the morning. I got a five year term!
Like a good citizen I cast my vote on 4 July 2024, but unfortunately we've got Kier Bloody Stamer and his bunch of ponces, likely for a five year term!
someone who has the ability to make a term for almost anything
person 1: Did you hear he mad a term for packing quickly?
person 2: Ya, he's such a term-it-all.