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When you send a snapchat and the person replies, but you forgot what you said originally
Person 1: Dude, she snapped me and I had no clue what she was talking about because I forgot what I said
Person 2: Oh you got that Snap Term Memory Loss
What people are claiming they’re looking for on an online dating platform. It’s the term men use when they are actually being honest and it’s the term women use to lure and trap men they want a relationship with.
Doug:Hey Chris- I heard you’re going to aprils parents place for dinner- I thought she was only looking for ‘short term fun’?
Chris: ya me too - I was trapped she said she inherited wanted short term fun
When the terms call for punchin’
They’re on punchin’ terms
What you plead when you go to trial for killing your child. Or what you threaten when your kids are being assholes.
I will absolutely Post-Term Abortsch you if you continue throwing those Cheerios on the floor.
A limit to the length of time a politician can serve in any capacity.
Polls show a majority of voters favor term limits for politicians.
someone who has the ability to make a term for almost anything
person 1: Did you hear he mad a term for packing quickly?
person 2: Ya, he's such a term-it-all.
I mean, you could have said "Piece of shit." Could have said "Asshole." I partial to "Solipsistic." But no.
Hym "It isn't insecurity for me to notice and point out (repeatedly) that you're using small dick as a derogatory term. And then you turn to me and lie 'Oh, um, it's not the inherently negative connotation. You're just not saying words good. I'm not using it as a derogatory term because you're inherently bad. I'm using it because you wouldn't be doing what you're doing if your dick wasn't small.' And then I don't believe you (because I would have to be retarded to believe you) and demonized for pointing out that you're a bigot."