Thanos Smash

When Thanos uses his infinty stones to make his penis seem larger then reproduces with a female. When Thanos nuts it comes out as grape juice and all the girls love the amazing taste of it.

Bro I saw this hot girl and we Thanos Smashed later
Bro really I Thanos Smashed yout mother that night too

Thanos Dick

The act of cutting the blood flow to your penis with either a rubber band or a clamp of some kind making it turn a deep dark purple color

I got a thanos dick

E Thanos

That one nickname you call your friend Ethan all the time and he hates it.

Me: AYE YO E THANOS!!
Ethan: What the fuck do you want from my life
Me: Idk
Ethan: Tbh E Thanos is dumb

Thanos cock

A huge purple cock also known as thanos cock

Thanos-Whats up guys
Thor-i know you killed my bro and all that can I see that thanos cock once peas
Thanos-fuck no niggah
Thor-fine as he runs off crying

"Thanos beats the purple skin extremely hard after that"

The end

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Thanos car

F R E E THAT SPELLS FREE CREDITREPORT.COM BABY I SAW THEYRE ADD ON MY TV

yeet im a thanos car

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Thanos Snap

The act of inserting ones fingers in the anal cavity and the vagina respectively while trying to snap.

Hey bro you ever done a thanos snap on yo girl?

Hell yeah!

*high five and snapping ensues*

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MMA Thanos

A stupid guy in twitter he makes a lot of wrong prediction he suck at predicting UFC fight and when he say Bet the house on this fight that means you should bet your house to the other fighter

MMA Thanos: This guy is going to win
*Hours later*
The fighter he bet on loses the fight cuz he makes bad prediction

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