Tea Baggin'

A man stands/kneels over a woman and dangles his balls in her mouth.

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KC Tea

Originally created by Kansas City rapper Tech n9ne while partying in Las Vegas. Made by mixing a double shot of Hennessy with Sprite on the rocks and then topping it off with a lemon wedge. Limes also work extraordinarily well. I'm not playing around when i say this is probably the best mixed drink ever created in this or any other world.

partier 1: Whatcha all drankin on?
everyone at the party: KC TEA!!!!!!!!!!

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Afternoon Tea

A South Australian tradition. smoking weed between the hours of 1-4 (am or pm) and listening to afternoon tea by the kinks

"its afternoon tea time! lets rukkas the bong"

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tea-bagger

The sexual act of dangling the male testicles over the face of the recipient.

Timmy the tea-bagger decided it was time to get personal.

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shroom tea

A beverage made with psilosibin containing mushrooms. Normally, the mushrooms are chopped up and boiled in water. The tea can be anywhere from a yellow color to dark purple or black. One advantage to taking shrooms this way is that they kick in much faster.

Within 15 minutes of drinking my shrooms tea, I was trippin balls.

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Monkey Tea

Normal tea, made from a tea bag that isn't a specific blend (eg Earl Grey or green tea). Comes from the Cimpanzees that were used in TV adverts for PG Tips.

"What type of tea would you like? Earl Grey, Chamomile?"
"Nah, monkey tea will do fine thanks"

lith tea

A strong herbal tea with drug like effects, including euporia, extreme laughing, and strong-caffeine like effects.

The lugan drank the lith tea and luaghed for hours