skateboard betty

A girl usually of a teenage age , that hangs out at skateparks and dresses like a skater but doesnt actually do anything but watch and giggle and genrally act like promiscuous little hussy fukker , which is good. i guess.

'' i heard jeff nailed one of those skateboard betties''
Who hasnt , that one likes fruit booters the best though .

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hetty betty

mildly derogatory term for a heterosexual female

Straight guy: "No way, dude. This dick is fo chicks only."

Gay guy: "C'mon, you know full well that fags like me suck cock way betta than yo hetty betty girlfriend does."

(True, by the way.)

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Jetty Betty

The hottest, most rad surfer chick at the Jettys.

Person 1 "Dude! Did you see that chick on the nose?!"

Person 2 "That's the Jetty Betty, bro. She's f'n boss!"

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betty cooper

A very obvious closeted lesbian.

"Is sarah out yet? That's the third flannel she's worn this week."
"She's a betty cooper"
"Oh, ok. We'll just have to wait then"

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betty swollocks

Sweaty erm... testicles, I'm sure you can work it out ;)

Damn, I've got Betty Swollocks tonight!

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nurse betty

the act of ejaculating then having your girl draw it up into a syringe then she proceeds to inject it into your vain

i just got a nurse betty i feel full of life

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sweaty betty

the fate suffered by females who get a sweaty vagina in anything other than crotchless clothes.

bloke 1; errrrghhhhh, what's that fishy smell?
bloke 2; it's that bird in front i bet she's got a right Sweaty Betty!

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