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swiping your faulk halk through ass cheeks
i want to show that chick the chimney sweep.
When you hotbox a car and then open the sunroof to let the smoke out
Chad: Hey Kyle, wanna make a chimney in the pt cruiser?
Kyle: Nah the cruiser my grandma’s
When during sex you fart under the bed sheets, and put your girlfriend’s/boyfriend’s head under it and keep it there.
Oh no, he did the holland chimney to me again.
The deflating semi of an elderly northern gentleman when faced with a triumph turned tragedy.
“Speckled Jim was nearly back t’ loft, could have won that race in record time, but he must have had a heart attack or summat… dropped from the sky like a stone, next door’s whippet gor’ ‘im. I was proper chuffed like and nearly standing to attention, ‘til I saw that bloody dog. I got a reet case of Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops”
When you cock slap a woman in the windpipe.
Man 1: "dude why is alyssa so quiet today?"
Man 2: "I gave her a broken chimney"
You have to hold your shit for a week to make it really hard. Instead of you take an ordinary shit, you have to fill it to the girl's pussy. After that, you must pull it out with your mouth or eat it.
- Heey dude why your mouth smells like shit.
- I just gave a hooker a Chimney Cake From Siófok.
when four women are scissoring while passing around a joint.
I met the nicest gal while chimney cornering last night!