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When you line up a group of troubled youngsters or gangsters and count them off to decide which one will be forced on a death march. Children are taught this via a lovely nursery rhyme.
1) It's a Goose Count, gather in line!
number of redwoods attributed to a person acording to the redwood scale
Charles is a dick, he has a huge redwood count
1: Kim Dracula.
2: Another fan made name for Kim Dracula because they constantly slay.
Kim is always slaying so they're new name is Count Slay.
an individual of such immeasurable stature that he may be mistaken for a terrestrial rock formation. Attracts enthusiasts but should be attempted only by trained professionals.
Liam: “Whoa dude, there’s a pair of legs over there at the bar all by themselves!”
Wolfrick: “Nah bro, lean your head back and you’ll see it’s really a Count Everest”
Count steek is a meme that originated from a french person saying 'count' instead of 'cunt' and 'steek' instead of 'steak'.
You may also say different variations of the expression to insult others, like: Steeky count , Steekiest
Another fun way of using this is to randomly insult others or simply just shout 'count steek' to confuse others
This is also used to annoy the person who originally mispronounced these words, he is such a count.
Count steek is a funny replacement for any insult
person: 'You're a fucking count'
person: 'Shut up you steek'
person: Look at that steeky count
person: 'We have steeks at the cafeteria ! '
person: You're the steekiest person on the planet
Count 43 (a.k.a. C43, Count 42 or C42) is a gang, typically with 43 members who use cricket/baseball bats or drivers to kill people.
1: "Hey dawg, wanna start a Count 43?"
2: "Yea, I've always wanted to start one, hey, maybe we can start a cartel using it, which will turn our Count 43 into a Count 1849!"
5 minutes later on the street
3: "KURWAAAAAAA! I have to get away from this Count 43 before I die!" *dies*
count 43: *becomes Count 1849
Adj. Refers to your follower-to-following ratio.
The amount of followers and/or number of followings on your social media platform(s).
According to Millennials and Gen Zs your following count must never be higher than your number of followers.
Adj. Clout Count can also refer to the number of "likes" or reactions on your posts.
And according to the Millennials and Gen Zs you MUST delete a photo if it does not exceed a certain amount of appreciation or if it does not surpass the amount of love than your previous post.
DISCLAIMER: Those faulty of following too many dog accounts may need to shut it down. Or if you possess a blue checkmark you have far exceeded the need to worry about your clout count.
My clout count is 875:200, what's yours?
Oh.. mine's uh... 400:1,000.
You should probably just shut it down and drop all social media, #nolove.
OMG, Becky. Did you see Sasha's clout count?
She just follows too many dog accounts.
Well, I just hit 10k. #sponsorme