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j. fed

(1.) The state of having an unnatural addiction to old episodes of "Boy Meets World". (2.) Declaration of warning, usually used when local law enforcement arrives to break up an illegal alcohol, tobacco, or firearms deal.

(1.) "His obsession with Topanga has totally gone j. fed."

(2.) "j. fed! The cops are here!"

by Joshua Frederich May 3, 2003

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Face Fed

To feed a person named Josh mouth with shit, then washing their mouth down in urine.

Wow josh got face fed

by Numified August 11, 2009

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Belt fed

When your dad (or other parental figure) whips you with a belt until you eat your food.

Jimmy refused to eat his dinner, so my husband belt fed him.

by HeadPats_cancer January 23, 2020

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Spoon fed hoe

A spoon fed hoe is a grown ass immature female that was born into the hoe life, often named Edina .

Raised without morals & respect, the spoon fed hoe has no problem cheating on her boyfriend with his friends or trying to steal another girls boyfriend.

The spoon fed hoe has never had to work for anything or take accountability for their actions coz mummy always picks up the pieces & defends her slut antics.

If you didn't raise your daughter to be a spoon fed hoe she may have some respect for herself, her vagina & other people's relationships & you wouldn't have to make yourself look stupid for defending her skank ass.
Who knows, she might even grow up & get a job instead of chasing pipe dreams.

by M I S S R E V E N G E ! August 12, 2018

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Guardian-fed chicken

A person with snobbish tendencies who thinks their opinions are more sophisticated, cultured and unique than everyone else's. In reality, they are people without a thought of their own who regurgitate the opinions expressed in the Guardian to create the illusion that they have sophisticated, cultured and unique ideas.

The origin of the phrase is an analogy of 'corn-fed chicken' which is a cause célèbre amongst Guardian readers and enables these people to feel better others who simply eat 'chicken'.

girl: have you read 'The Finkler Question'?
guy: what's 'The Finkler Question'?
girl: it won the Booker Prize last year.

guy: are you saying it's good?
girl: the Guardian said it was good.

guy: don't be a Guardian-fed chicken, now. make up your own mind.
girl: but that would mean I'd have to read the book!

by the_sea_the_sea January 7, 2011

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Corn-fed phat!

A thick, sexy woman; a brick(house)

If I had to describe her...I'd say "brick-house"! The girl is seriously Corn-fed phat!

by talk2me-JCH2 October 17, 2023

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Fed Ex Deluxe

The occurence of two males rubbing their genetalia (package) together in full frontal position.

Guy 1: I was so hammered last night all i can remeber is having a Fed Ex Deluxe with Steve.

Guy 2: Huh, well did you enjoy it?

Guy 1: Uhh i had mixed emotions... i don't really want to talk about it right now.

Guy 2: Its ok, Steve is pretty persuasive.

Guy 1: Thanks for understanding.

by Balls in Moonlight September 20, 2009

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