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Sexual act by nature (fetish) the jamaican spray tan is when one person blends a cup of human feces, urine, and semen saved up over a few months prior, mixes them, and when the person is about to finish during sexual encounters, they will pull it out & surprise their sexual partner by spraying them in the face with the recipe.
Person 1: Yo man, I was bangin' this girl the other night, I surprised her with the jamaican spray tan!
Person 2: I don't want to be friends with you anymore.
It's when a chick stands over you and pisses in your mouth then sticks a tiny straw in your salt-rimmed mouth and drinks it all before saying "Jamaican me crazy!"
Yo this girl gave me a salty jamaican Juicebox last night... think I met my wife
Goin into a bathroom and turning on the shower full blast, closing all windows and shutting off all fans, and putting towels in the door cracks and then smoking a lotta weed.
"Jesus Christ Hank, we just Jamaican hot box-ed Cindy's bathroom!!"
"Ya Joe, I'm high as a motherf*cker!!!"
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A jfd occurs after you have been smoking, preferably marijuana, in your car. You will have been driving around while smoking and then once you are finished, you stop the car, get out, and wipe off any ashes and such. A modified version of a Chinese fire drill.
Leroy: That was a sweet cruise that we just had
Jenkins: I know, all we need is a Jamaican fire drill and we should be all set
Leroy: word
When you shove your whole entire foot up someone’s ass, and proceed to turn your foot at a whole 90° angle, while inside.
Did you hear what happened last week?
No?
While hanging with the boys last week Justin gave Trent a Jamaican Truck stop.
Oh shit!! No way!
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weed (usually in large quantities), often used in kevin smith media....movies, cartoons, comics..
Cop busted us for two pounds of Jamaican lamb's wool
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A term used to describe a situation that is possible, but unlikely to happen. Popularized by the tv show Glee.
Based on the 1988 Winter Olympics team who fell short of winning any medals but did surprisingly well.
"What do you think the chances are that Jennifer will say yes if I ask her to go out with me?"
"Jamaican Bobsled Team, dude..."
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