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The supposed "Last meme of 2014" This picture of a Alpine Ibexe licking the side of a mountain wall for salt somehow gained popularity from of all places, Tumblr.
Baby: *Begins to stand up*
Mom: Aw! baby's First Steps!
Baby: *Begins scaling up house wall*
Mom: *In Horror* WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Baby: I crave that mineral
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A sexual activity for consenting adults. First, the female places herself in the doggy-style position (in her location of choice; preferably with her face placed flat upon the surface), then you get yourself a bag of Gummi Bears, and proceed to insert the little bears one by one into her anus. Once you've placed enough in there, go ahead and suck them out using only your mouth/tongue. This activity works best if the female has had an enema beforehand. please enjoy responsibly.
"My GF and I tried playing 'Chilean Gummi Miners' and I got shit in my mouth.. never again!"
When a gentleman dips his penis in a Shamrock Shake followed by the pouring of salt all over his festive Irish junk. He then proceeds to infiltrate a thirsty woman's anal canal. Afterwards, the woman licks the penis like a Popsicle and swallows every salty drop.
"Did you hear about Josh's new occupation?"
"Yeah the Irish fuck mines salt from the anus of desperate women!"
"Wow! He's such a hardcore Celtic Salt Miner."
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The condition where heterosexual males become sexually aroused by members of the same sex after experiencing long periods of time without females in their immediate environment.
Sean: Dude, there's only guys here on this camping trip.
Michael: Yeah, I know, we're in danger of succumbing to Chilean Miner Syndrome at this rate.
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When you give a girl a whole lot of laxatives and proceed to fuck her anally.
After you finish, strap on a pair of goggles and wait patiently - face first - in front of her asshole for the ensuing explosion. After she's finished, take off the goggles. You'll look like an Alaskan coal miner!
She really did a number on him. He looks like an Alaskan coal miner!
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When doing a girl from behind, you shove your fist in her ass as she is about to orgasm and pull out a chunk of "coal", when she turns around to see what you are doing...you throw it in her face making her look like a coal miner. Gold nuggets (corn) get bonus points!!
Eric gave his girlfriend an Angry Coal Miner last night...man he won't be going down in that hole again anytime soon.
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The act of a man or women wearing nothing but goggles squatting down behind one's asshole. That one will then proceed to take a narly shit on the others face. Then the person with shit face will eat out the butt. I encourage all people with a feces fetish to try.
Man 1- "yo did you get in in last night?"
Man 2- "Nah dog but i did do a coal miner!"
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