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Another term for masturbating. Coined by the late comedian Robert Schimmel in a satirical song he wrote called the "jack shack".
Mom: Willy!
Willy: Yea?
Mom: You're not pumping the pickle in there, are you?
Willy (in panic): Uh, um, no. I'm pooping.
Mom: Oh, okay.
Wasting time or not doing something because you have something "better" to do.
"dude quit pumping the pooch and get over here"
"FIGHT ME A-HOLE!"
When one experiences repetitive, explosive episodes of diarrhea with ones innards pumping out wet, watery feces with seemingly no end in site. The minute one thinks their are done the dump pump returns.
Roger won't be partying with us tonight. He's still hung over from last night and he's been a dump pump all day today. His pucker ring is tender to the touch.
phrase describing the action of covertly setting money in a tip jar before anyone else has left "real" tips in order to ease the flow of tips by making customers feel more at ease with the idea of leaving money.
bar band member: "We'd better prime the pump before the crowd gets here tonight."
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a pornographic magazine used as an aid while "jackin' the beanstalk"
Willie's mom found a pump manual under his bed.
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A pump cover is gym slang for sweatshirt. It is called a pump cover because it hides your pump as you workout.
Bro, Jack looks like a complete pussy in the gym until he takes off his pump cover.
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