A salami breathed simpleton who roams airport restrooms in search of errant nut hairs left behind by wayward travellers. This dipshit will collect said pubes and store them in an empty skoal bandits tin. Said collector of short & curlies will then attempt to stuff the pube filled tin into there sphincter for smuggling operations abroad. See also a censored, inconvenient truth
The author referred to as a censored, inconvenient truth is a pube smuggler of epic proportions and deserves to stare down the business end of my thick, vein laden ginger root.
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some one with really tiny balls so as if to look like he was smuggling rasins
omg look at that guys sack it looks like he is smuggling a couple of rasins, what raisin smuggler
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A comic phrase meant to describe the look of a vagina when in tight pants or shorts. (synonyms: camel toe, moose knuckle)
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A woman with tight pants on.
A woman who has a cameltoe.
Wow! She must be a yo-yo smoggler!
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grape-smuggler is a man that goes for women that lack maturity or are too young
since Fit got with so many grossly young girls, he is known as being a grape smuggler
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A person that hides their fat using crafty photography techniques
Nah man, look at the picture carefully, that girl/guy is a chubby smuggler.
That person is smuggling some contraband chubby.
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A person who's dimension's resort in them being bullied or secluded from sports, fat people.
"i was absolutely shitfaced last night, i was talking to some fat chick"
"yeh man, you spent all night with that cupcake smuggler"
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