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When you are completely and utterly destroying your girls cheeks in the shower, while you simultaneously shampoo her lucious locks with Dove Men + Care. ''Tis a pleasure of a lifetime.
John: "I gave Aaron's mom a stroke and scrub last night. Ejaculated everywhere."
Joe: "Was Aaron home?"
John: "Hells yeah I finished on his face."
the act of female masterbation
"I caught Sally in the act of stroking the cat yesterday"
Mind Stroke is when you masterbate with your brain because you are in a social situation that doesn't include the opportunity for the real thing, usually after seeing an uber hot hottie.
Friend 1: you missed all the babes at the beach yesterday
Friend 2: was it epic
Friend 1: Dude, total mind stroke
When you keep putting your dick in and out
He only put 3 strokes in her she couldn’t get pregnant
A Term used when a male gives a female a major facial i.e wacks off onto her Ricky Gervais and some hits her lip and she makes a weird face letting half her lip hand down thus making her look like she's had a stroke
" I burst out laughing when I gave her the money shot, she had a full-on Stroke Face
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when a guy fails to climax because he is too tired to do so and ends up giving up altogether
Mitch was so tired after work that when he had sex with Kirsty, he ended up having a sex stroke.
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Use to indicate either doing well in something or very poorly. A term that has become more and more prevelant in society over the past century. It originally began in the Middle Ages, when mimes (common performers in the medieval theatre or production) that performed poorly were often ordered lashed (known as "stroking" back then) with a whip by the local Bishop. As society developed and advanced, the whip was eventually phased out, however, mimes were unfortunately not. The negative meaning came from the disgraceful act of harming the enterainer (mime). However, as time moved on, and some aspects of society began to dislike and look down on the miming arts, this saying became postively used by members of the anti-mime movement. Today, it is often used in theatre, particularly in the mime entertainer community to describe a performance.
This phrase was often used by several well-known people in recent history such as Charles Lindbergh, Al Capone and U.S. President Harry S. Truman.
Thanks for knocking over my beer, you stroked the mime hard on that one
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