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The angry ape is a complicated and twisted sexual act; it requires a willing man and a sometimes unwilling dwarf, midget, or downie. To complete this unimaginable deed, one first probes the female's vagina with both fists in the doggy style position, and then proceeds to insert the hard on into the anus, whether it is clean or dirty, shaven or hairy. Once in this position, the male has entered the hunched-over ape stance that gives this act its name, and only needs to proceed with fucking both the anus with the erect penis and the vagina with the fists. While doing the female, it is a requirement but usually a side effect to make inhumane apelike noises. Once orgasm has been attained, discarding of the female to the proper trash receptacle is recommended.
"Hey Chris, why are you dragging a midgetted downie to the trash can?"
"I just did the angry ape... and don't worry Matt, i recycle."
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The "dramatic" conclusion to an AP class; usually taken by high school students. Depending on the teacher and the class, the content on the tests may come as a surprise or be completely expected. Some teachers completely freak out about preparing their students, while others pass it off as bullshit. Students taking the tests are usually strung out on aderall and caffeine, both the night before and the day of the test. Because college credits are awarded for a high score, it generally puts a lot of pressure on students to feel like they have actually made use of taking these shitty classes. It's almost always a huge relief when they're over.
AP Student: I've been strung out on adderall for days and I'm still going to fail this AP exam!!!
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Runs like an ape that was just raped. e.g. a fast car
That Camaro has 500 shot, so it won't last long, but it runs like a raped ape today!
Ape braining is the act of making yourself look dumber than you actually are for comedic effect, this could be done by misspelling words, making intentional grammar errors, or just making very stupid statements.
Yo, why did you say all that stupid stuff, brian?
Ah, I was just Ape braining
A co-worker or supervisor that hangs over the top of your cubicle wall while speaking with you. Identifieable by his long primate-like arms hanging in to your work area.
John is such a cube-ape. He always knocks down the stuff pinned inside my cubicle wall with his hairy ape arms.
A rather large book, used in many Advanced Placement classes. It consists of many pages, and mostly useless knowledge. Those who enjoy reading it are often mocked.
Luke: Gosh, I can't wait to go home and read my AP Textbook!
Mike and Lacey: Wow, what a nerd. Let's mock him.
To flip out on someone or go crazy.
Sally went ape shit when I pulled it out of her ass and hit her in the face with it.
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