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Dipping your testicles in your friends' nacho cheese when they're not looking.
I just gave Nick a Juarez Burner.
9👍 2👎
an extremely bad day, when you pay for all the stuff you thought you got away with at once.
Dude, my dog died, I got fired, my car got repoed, I have no money, this is one serious karma burner!
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a flaming dump, one which is often characterized by a burning sensation in the cornhole.
Bro, after those hotwings i went to the head for a 30 minute ass burner.
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a woman who fucks SO VIGOROUSLY that your penis head burns afterwards
she rode my shaft for so many thrusts that I felt like raw meat afterwards, she's such a cock burner !
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Esentially, the "FAIL" of street legal cars. Usually driven by teenagers or losers in their early 20's who didn't go to college or didn't find productive jobs. The older the person driving the rice burner, the more times said person has failed.
Cliental: You've spotted a rice burner enthusiast if the suspect.....
1.Wears dime store jewelry
2. Has girlfriend who looks like her vagina is almost as worn down as her boyfriends tires
3. wears a sideways billed hat.
4. has a 13-inch exhaust tip with 2.5 inch piping
5. has noticeably used "carbon fiber" accessories from craigslist.
6. has rear wing that is taller than the average person in the country from which the car originated.
7. Thought tokyo drift was the best F&F movie.
8. Avoids muscle cars like the plague
9. would immediately become a sniveling coward at the site of an engine bigger than 2.6 L
10. cries when engine size is conveyed in cubic-inches
11. frequently talks of "turbo's" but never with any specification of the type
11. has a tank for filling helium balloons that has been converted into "NOS!"
12. Didn't attend school long enough to understand what NOS is.
13. Does not know the 4 parts in the 4-stroke-cycle
14. Originally thought that driving a stick-shift made them gear-heads.
15. Only drives with 1-arm on the top of the wheel and leaned back once he's made eye-contact with you and knows your watching
I finally got my mustang down into the 11's, but when i was leaving the track, some gaywad in his rice burner was hitting on chicks in the parking lot and it made me lose all the excitement i had.
Animal control came knocking on my door because someone had reported hearing a lot of kittens purring near-by, turns out a rice-burner had just tried to burn out past my house.
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1. Someone who burns a bible
2. Someone who criticises the bible and christianity
3. Someone who denies the existence of god and Satan
Robby: All what the bible does is lie and i'm going to burn it off
Owen: Wow, Robby. You're one angry Bible Burner
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when last nights curry takes revenge on your pucker piece
often requires fridge chilled toilet paper to help
"shit me that madras is taking it's revenge on my pucker piece it's a real bum burner!!"
12👍 4👎