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The man takes burrito ingredients and stuffs them in the foreskin an uncircumcised penis and shove the penis in the girls mouth while he sucks.
I went to the market to pick up some beef and beans, my wife is getting a nice beefy burrito tonight.
its when you get a handjob with your dick in a burrito and the girl eats the burrito after you cum into it,
-true burrito job will have extra guac and be warm.
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Becky gave me the nastiest burrito job after school today, she even went home and ate it in front of her parents!
The act of going down on your SO while they are farting on your face. Preferably fueled by burrito
Stacy let me burrito blast her last night. It was smelly as hell
noun
A burrito kept and consumed in secret—typically in an industrial work area where food and beverages are prohibited— hidden under a stack of paper documents.
That senior airman thinks he’s sly with his secret burrito on his toolbox.
After a guy has sex or masturbates, after or before pissing, he wraps the head of his cock in toilet paper. This is because the head is tender.
The guy had to do a Dry Burrito after that tight chick. His head was swole!
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The melted sour cream that comes out of your burrito from either the top or bottom.
Ewwww Burrito Jizz*wipes hand off*
Noun
US
informal
slang
-flour tortilla wrapper
Typically used by impoverished or uncultured American citizens to refer to flour tortilla wrappers.
Jerry keeps eating my burrito skins. How am I supposed to make burritos?