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A relationship with a close friend where they can be their broken self with you and you can be your broken self with them and you're actually there for each other and don't have to act strong and perfect for each other.
It is called a burrito friendship because some people, when they are broken or depressed, sit in bed and wrap a blanket around themselves, making themselves a human burrito of sadness. And when you find someone else who you can be a burrito with, you develop a friendship, which is the burrito friendship.
Charlie gets sad sometimes about life and becomes a burrito.
Aly is also sad but she met Charlie and they can be burritos together.
Aly and Charlie's relationship is a burrito friendship.
When all you want to do is roll up in your blanket like a burrito and relax.
I just took a shower and now I'm in burrito mode.
The man takes burrito ingredients and stuffs them in the foreskin an uncircumcised penis and shove the penis in the girls mouth while he sucks.
I went to the market to pick up some beef and beans, my wife is getting a nice beefy burrito tonight.
its when you get a handjob with your dick in a burrito and the girl eats the burrito after you cum into it,
-true burrito job will have extra guac and be warm.
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Becky gave me the nastiest burrito job after school today, she even went home and ate it in front of her parents!
The melted sour cream that comes out of your burrito from either the top or bottom.
Ewwww Burrito Jizz*wipes hand off*
Noun
US
informal
slang
-flour tortilla wrapper
Typically used by impoverished or uncultured American citizens to refer to flour tortilla wrappers.
Jerry keeps eating my burrito skins. How am I supposed to make burritos?
After a guy has sex or masturbates, after or before pissing, he wraps the head of his cock in toilet paper. This is because the head is tender.
The guy had to do a Dry Burrito after that tight chick. His head was swole!