Romanian candle

What happens when you hold a match up to the gassy hind end of a sleeping romaian.

After I got corn dick from a romanian, i lit a match and her and i made a romanian candle.

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Candle Slammer

Dixy's Word
Meant to be an insult...

"ARGH Luke you candle slammer!"

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candle poppin

for masturbation, a girl "pops" in a candle, wick out so that she can light it and let the hot waz dripp all down her puss and get off from the sting.but she dont have to light it.

mmmm..i just finished my candle poppin.no sex for a week till the burns heal up.

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roman candle

It's when u hypnotize a chick to instantly go uncouncious when you are snipping your fingers,
you then have to fuck her really hard so she forgets about the time, and when you cum,...
you shoot your load into her face and in that very moment you snip your fingers, so her lights go out.
Then you fuck her again but only wake her up by snipping your fingers shortly before you cum again.
and than again you snip your fingers.

You'll have to repeat that about 10 or a dozen times, (phew thats hard I know)
but if you succeed the girl will be so happy with you,

because she thinks you are the most potent man on this planet.
And you only cum for her just a ... yap... a roman candle.

dude: hey, hows your new girl doin with ya?
you: Last week i gave her a special surprise, and this week... man cant tell you what fucked up things

she's doin for me now in bed!!
dude: hey WTF? what did you do to get that chick so horny?
you: hey man it's easy.. I just gave her the roman candle...

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Birthday Candle

sending duck pics or getting them on your birthday

Robin look at these big birthday candles

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jewish candle

weed leaf, mostly 9 but sometimes 7 legged leaf just like the jewish candle (or a Hanukhah)

Wanna smoke that candle?
That Hanukka tree?
That jewish candle?
That Mary Jane

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Candle Wax

Getting your dick shaft waxed but leaving the rest.

Beach Season Bro, Time to get my Candle Wax done.

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