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The alpha male that will almost whoop anyone's ass. This man will not have one but many stories of how he almost fought someone, almost made it home drunk, or almost did something totally out of retrospect. He will always have a big story and follow up with something like "I almost whipped this dude's ass but....." Normally the rest of his story is explaining why he's not a pussy but could go on for a while. This man will be crowned as the almost fight champion of the world.
Bernice: Ethan is literally the almost fight champion of the world. All he does is share stories of how he almost did something. Listen
Ethan: dude I almost had to fight this dude because he said Coors light is for men who listen to Nickleback. I swear I would of stuck that mother fucker.
The Slam Piece regarded above all others. Close to being a girl-friend or boy-friend, but not quite there. Much like a bottom bitch.
Gaea, now, boy does that Champion Slam Piece know some fine tricks.
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Once you have exceeded the pink sock record of 174 rectums in one day, you will become the new pink sock champion.
Hey look! Over there! It's the Pink Sock Champion! Rip my rectum out next please!
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I was alone one night and I kind of felt bad about it until I had the midnight snack of champions, then I thought to myself, I'm pretty freakin' awesome.
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The act of participating in sexual intercourse.
My roommate was champion chimney sweeping last night, so i slept in the hall.
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The name given to the greatest Fortnite player of all time. He uses his skills to feed the impoverished alien race of the planet Galobtar.
I was hanging out on Wright 2nd the other day and saw The People's Champion get 1st place with a green revolver.
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Referring to a friend who loves homework, and pulls study marathons.
Gorski: Homework retreat time
Friends: Its the heart of a champion!
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