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When you wash your fresh cobra meat off before the big Sunday night fry-up.
Hey Uncle Neck you there? Oh sorry Jafar I was too busy to listen to your story as I was at the sink making sure the fresh cobra meat is ready for the big Sunday night fry-up.
Oh no worries Uncle Neck, the Cobra Rinse is more important than my story about the time I forgot to do a Cobra Rinse and got Cobra Worms at the big Sunday night fry-up.
A reference to a lesbian performing oral sex on another woman.
You can tell, she definitely got cobra bytez last night.
A "cobra trainer" is a person who always one ups you by saying they also did it or did it better or did it more often.
Tammy: Stephanie is such a cobra trainer!
Tiffany: Why, what did she do now?
Tammy: I told her about my visited China and was giving her the highlights of my trip. She said she's also been to the same places and claimed to have been to many other.
Tiffany: That's possible.
Tammy: She's never even been to China!
A fucking badass .357 Magnum revolver made by the legendary gun manufacturer Colt.
Aye bro, I love that stainless steel Colt King Cobra you got! That’s a fucking beautiful piece!
A hands-behind-head, elbows-flared pose by a fan witnessing a play likely leading to a loss by their team.
credit to gray hardison...The ball hasn't even left Curry's hand yet and I count 6.5 surrender cobras.
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The female art of urinating while standing or in a semi-standing position. This is usually accomplished by a female utilizing two fingers to position her labias in a manner that unimpedes the flow of urine from her urethra.
Jane was walking home drunk from the club with Jack and needed to piss. With nowhere viable to go, she decided to milk the cobra right there in the alley.
"milking the cobra"
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Someone with a bent knob, dick or willy.
a cobra knob is very horrible to have put up your minge
Guy: Check out my sweet dick
Girl: URGH what a cobra knob get it away from me!
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