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con-artistic

having or revealing natural skills of a person who cheats or tricks others by persuading them to believe something that is not true.

Man, I was about to hit it and quit it but then she took off her nails, weave, and miracle bra. I'm not fucking with that con-artistic ass anymore.

by crunkberry May 21, 2016

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n. 2007, chiefly British
Carbon Con is an expression used to describe what some think is a con game surrounding carbon emissions and global warming. It can involve anything from climate summits to carbon trading. What is at stake is the billions of dollars being used to fund questionable climate research that is skewed to support the global warming theory.

The Carbon Con Game.
Peter Huber, 10.15.09, 10:20 PM EDT

Forbes Magazine dated November 02, 2009

The great carbon con?
Is carbon offsetting a responsible way to reverse the effect our lifestyle has on the planet - or just a sop to our consciences?
Open Thread
guardian.co.uk, Wednesday 10 January 2007 13.25 GMT

When will the media report the Kyoto carbon con?

Sting started the carbon con when he purchased a piece of the rain forest.

To appease the carbon con contingent, Tony Blair shelled out 89.82 pounds to offset his carbon use that fueled his family trip to Florida.

by canary in the mine December 28, 2011

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Con Fartist

The act of tricking another into believing that you will not fart on them, when indeed you do fart on them.

Ask your little brother to check the back of your pants for a stain, then rip a huge ass fart in the fucker's face.

person 1: "hey bro, can you check the back of my pants for a grass stain? I ate shit earlier."

person 2: "No problem, amigo."

person 1: (unloads massive flatulent)

person 2: ahhh, you fucking con fartist.

by El Kento March 5, 2011

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Con-artist

One who can persuade a bar-slut out of her skivvies, but doesn't spend a nickel in the process. He just gives a good line or two and sheds a few tears. Whatever it takes to pound this worthless bag of meat, this man will do, except dig in his precious pockets.

Con-artist: Hey, I'm sorry I forgot my wallet tonight. Thanks for picking up my tab.
Bar-Slut: That's OK, I dont mind. I just feel bad about your poodle getting hit by that car.
Con-artist: Can I fuck you in the ass?
Bar-slut: Well, I never did that before.
Con-artist: It's not that bad. After both of my parents were killed while raising money for "Make a Wish", I got sent to an orphanage. There is where I got broken in. It's really not that bad....I promise.
Bar-Slut: Well, OK. If you say so!!!

by w.yokum March 20, 2005

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