Nuclear Cough

A Nuclear Cough is when you cough so hard you shit your pants a little bit. Aptly named due to the fallout.

Man I was so sick last night I had a Nuclear Cough and ended up having to clean up more than I had expected.

cough-wind

The unflattering and temperate breath one can feel on their skin, as a result of a nearby persons cough.

Well mannered person: Eugh, all I could feel on the tram was that guys cough-wind on my neck.

buffalo cough

A cough so big and so loud it rumbles the whole body like a Buffalo herd.

Greg woke me up with his Buffalo cough

Clam cough

When a female expunges air from her vagina.

During yoga class, our instructor clam coughed; it sounded like a small trumpet and some folks applauded.

cough dropped

When you successfully get a cough drop to stick to some one after spitting it at them.

I wasnt feeling good, and that girl wouldn't shut up so I cough dropped her!!

cough-dropped

When you're giving head with a cough drop in your mouth, and your partner suddenly shoves your head down so deep that the cough drop gets completely pushed down your throat by his dick.

Example: Susie: *coughing* / Grant: "Are you ok??" / Susie: *more coughing* "Ya, you just cough-dropped me again. *clearing throat* "ok, i'm all good." / Grant: "Then get back down and finish the job." / Susie: "My pleasure."

shit's cough

An intense coughing fit that results in shitted pants

Reilly; last night i smoked too much and had a terrible case of shit's cough, didn't even have a spare change of underwear

Angus;mmmmm!