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Blue crab is a type of sea crab you catch with a crab trap or while scuba diving. You catch a lot if you're lucky. Then you take them home, stab the crabs with a knife so they die quickly and relatively painlessly especially compared to the prolonged pain of boiling them alive. They go good with some onion and avocado salad and some rice. Mmm. Delicious! You use the claw to dig out the crab meat from the side. When it's cooked, it looks red.
Tony: *Digs the crab meat with the claw.
*eats crabs.
Tony: Mmmmm! Blue crab!
A kinetic crab is when you hand is shape like a crab claw and use the kinetic energy to shove it into someone ass and open it inside.
Dang, My friend gave my a kinetic crab yesterday my ass hurt.
The act of defecating on another person's chest while pinching the sides of their stomach with mock crab claw hands.
Lucy wanted me to give her a crab steamer because she's a freaky beotch.
Schrödinger's crabs means, you can't have an STD/STI without getting tested.
Do you have an STD? I don't know. Schrödinger's crabs.
Have you gotten tested? I don't want to know, Schrödinger's crabs.
A crab with a gun is worse than a crab with a knife because it has a gun
Please don't piss off a crab with a gun I rather you just go piss off a crab with a knife instead.
A girl with a hairy bush that has crabs.
"That poor man just got a crab salad" said Nolan
Exact opposite of return to monke,
Basically the next fucking level
Return to monke, Evolve to crab,
The choice is yours.