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step on a frog

(vb) to break or pass wind; to expel air through one's anus; to chuff; to whistle through one's Y-fronts; to let Polly out of prison; to drop one; to let go.....

Aaaaaaaagh! That MINGS! Our Mark's just stepped on a frog- again!!...

Chalky leaned casually forward from the sofa, picked up the remote; and stepped blithely on a frog. He chuckled and intoned 'Beat THAT!!'

by Blueboy May 7, 2004

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squashed frog

The art of taking your knob and balls out and pressing them against a glass door or window for all on the other side of the glass to see. Works best either completely naked or at least with no pants.

I decided to show the girls a 'squashed frog' on the weekend while they were having a cocktail party. They were less than impressed.

by Break the Cycle March 19, 2007

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crazy frog

most annoyin ringtone/chart topper EVER!!!!!!!

why wont that mufa fuker just die?

by ...delboy... June 10, 2005

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frog skins

slang for a single unit of American currency.

My friend was short of cash so I lent him 10 frog skins

by Stu Padasell August 30, 2007

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rustic frog

when you have your girl on her back and are having sex, you pull out and cum on her tits. as you do, her frog like tongue hits it like a fly on a lily pad.

i was having sex with my girl friend and she pulled a rustic frog as i was trying to cum on her tits.

by frogger money March 2, 2009

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Frog dick

When a man hops around trying to find a willing person to insert his tiny frog size penis in .

Did you see Fernando the other day ? That poor man was frog dicking all around. Feel sorry for man woman or shim that he gets a hold of b.c they won't feel a thing.

by Dingleberry Kelly August 13, 2018

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Stepped on a Frog

Euphemism for cracking a nasty fart.
Although it can used in reference to all kinds of farts, from the subtle to the divine, it is especially fitting for the absurdly obscene ones in particular.
Derived from the signature "ribbit" noise that frogs make, used to mimic the gas clawing its way out of your butt.

1. What the hell was that noise Jim? Sounded like someone just died.

Stepped on a frog. Big, nasty wart-covered frog.

2. Who just shit their pants?

Stepped on a frog. I can't help it mom, they are all over the damn floor. They are literally jumping under my every step. Be a good woman and clean this place up.

by barbados118 June 4, 2011

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