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just like a baseball glove protects your hand from the baseball, u put a condom on your penis to protect u from STDs, unwanted pregnancy
see bat and two balls
Horney guy: i need to go to the store and buy some bat gloves.
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A rubber glove is a plastic, a rubber, a condom that is used to beat up pussy. The phrase comes from a bay area rapper known as Watzreal.
I put my rubber glove on and beat that pussy up.
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A young man, who, despite studying at university still lives at home with both mother and pet rabbit Jacob. A momma-glove's mother will drive him daily to university. The subject adheres to a strict regime of glove wearing, pie eating and casual depression. The daily glove is chosen from a wicker basket- in which contains the left hand mitt of many a design of glove- the momma glove prefers a fingerless black and white striped number with "Emo" motif. The subject's frequently talks about his predicament with his councillor/rabbit, Jacob. The name is derived from the subjects equal love of both mother and glove. The subject is also usually obese.
Sloon: "Hey, look at that guy in his mum's car eating a pie"
Quinn: "Oh shit, yeah, and what's with his glove collection"
Sloon: "he's such a momma-glove"
Quinn: "I know right."
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During sexual intercourse with a dead body, or a passed out lady, a "pink glove" is experienced when the dry cunt creates a firm grip on the penis, feeling much like the grip of a glove.. thus, the pink glove.
I fucked her so long she went dry and i got a pink glove.
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Similar to the "sheep shagging" Velcro Glove useage, however this one is for gay men who like their men with lots of back hair (bears). Helps in hanging on, see Pillow Biter.
Here I come you big hairy man you! I've got on my Velcro Gloves
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To handle something with the utmost care.
The girlfriend had the painters in, so I had to handle her with kitten gloves, lest she loose her rag.
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An alcoholic beverage, consisting of 1 part Vodka to 1 part pink Grapefruit juice.
Damn, these Pink Gloves are way better than a greyhound!
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