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A very large woman whose physical appearance is similar to that of the magical creature known as the goblin.Due to the enormous size of the Wobble Goblins thighs, it then must wobble to move.
Lorenzo: Holy Fuck!
Igor: What?
Lorenzo: We're going to be at this light for a while waiting for that giant fucking Wobble Goblin to get her big nasty, babboon ass across the street.
a person who shits in mysterious places but can never be caught in the act of doing so.
i hope we catch that brown goblin before he strikes again.
A rock goblin is a more sophisticated term for a crank whore
You can't turn a rock goblin into a housewife.
When you’re having the banter with your mates and someone brings up that one guy you used to go to school with. Once he’s in the conversation there’s no shaking him. Eventually everyone else has to leave until only the goblin remains.
Euge: I just knew that Niall was about to Summon the Goblin last night.
Finn: Yeah, there was no room in the squad for him. Negative banter.
Shitty Goblin: To present your unclean anus and buttocks to an unsuspecting partner’s or friend’s face while they are sleeping. Worse than a tea-bagging.
The ‘Shitty Goblin’ derives its name from the real possibility of going blind from a shit infected eye.
Olden times slang from Birmingham, UK (specifically the Jewellery Quarter district).
I awoke to the sight of my boyfriend’s unclean anus and buttocks being thrust towards my face. I had been ‘shitty goblined’ (I.e. shitty go blind).
Since standard income is here to stay, those who never return to work and opt to stay on standard income will be referred as Cerb goblins.
"yeah I get it he's got a new Moncler, jokes on you girl he's a cerb goblin"
"An army of Cerb goblins surviving on weed, videos games and porn until the end of time".
You’re all just mad because you get zero Goblin Pussy
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