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grandma boobs

The thing that Jake, Johnny, And Danny found up in a tree when Jake took off Ashley's shirt. They are saggy and streched marked. Don't be confused... any girl could have them.
BE WARNED!

Damn dude! I regret that! Ashley had total grandma boobs!

by The mouth of truth. March 25, 2008

16πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Grandma Joe

An old aged tek raver whom takes a random assortment of narcotics, including internet research chemicals. Grandma is a inspiration to us all.

"Grandma Joe loves TEK"
"Grandma Joe loves DRUGS"

by thebaldinggremlin January 15, 2015

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


grandmas furburger

An older ladies vagina otherwise known as furburger, because of its floppy being

Grandpa drilled her in the grandmas furburger.

by CatsRock4235 December 4, 2015

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Grandma girl

A girl close to her grandmother

She is a mom girl and grandma girl

by 459395 March 11, 2022

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Grandma Coach

A grandma who also works as a youth's sports coach. Often fires the other coaches and takes on coaching herself. One notable example of this happened on January 30, 2011 when Beatrice Middleton fired her son, Morris, from his Pop-Warner football team and took over the coaching herself.

Beatrice: (blowing the coach's whistle) Hey kids, Coach Morris isn't here any more. You've got yourselves a Grandma Coach!

Wilson: What on earth is a Grandma Coach?

Beatrice: It's a grandma that coaches kids' sports. Trust me, you'll like me just as much as you did him!

Wilson: I'm not so sure.

Beatrice: Trust me, it's going to be fun. I'll work you so hard you'll be begging for mercy! (blows the whistle again, yelling) MOVE IT!

Morris: Mom! You're working those guys too hard. A coach isn't supposed to work that way.

Beatrice: Oh yeah, well drop and give me fifty! (blows the whistle again, getting in Morris' face yelling) NOW!!!

Midge: Easy Beatrice, it's only your first day. You'll make a great coach, trust me!

by Dusty's Baby Powder January 31, 2011


The Grandma Grinder

The Grandma Grinder is when a man and his two brothers kidnap a girl’s grandma to lure her back to their place, waterboard her, slit her throat, and kill her grandma. The boys then cannibalise on both the girl and the grandma at an orgy/barbecue unbeknownst to the other attendees.

β€œYo bro I don’t have plans this weekend want to pull The Grandma Grinder on Sally Hawkins?”

β€œHell yeah dude!”

by plop plip August 4, 2019


all grandma

When a younger woman exhibits the behavior or actions of a senior aged woman.

Rhiana: Let's go to Bagatelle tonight!

Maridza I think i'm gonna just clean up the house and take a nap.

Rhiana: Quit being all grandma!

by Rhilicious March 21, 2010