Russian Meat Grinder

Same as the Russian dentist but the girl has braces..

When receiving a blowjob, you cum in the girls mouth. She doesn't spit or swallow, but she proceeds to use your dick to brush her teeth with your newly deposited cum. But she has braces.

You: Dude my girl was gonna do the Russian dentist but she just got braces on. Ouch!

Friend: Yeah thats what we call the Russian Meat Grinder

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Tijuana Meat Grinder

When someone shits in a woman's vagina and then fucks her.

"Even though she let me give her the Tijuana Meat Grinder, I still stole some of her stuff."

"Wow, you really know your way around a Tijuana Meat Grinder!"

"I'm bored. Can you give me the Tijuana Meat Grinder?"

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Straw Grinder

One who chews on the ends of straws, and may even go as far as to flip the straw over for more chewing possibilities. May be a form of releasing tension such as nail biting, but much more annoying.

Hey man, she is a total straw grinder! You no what else she'll be grinding! You know what I'm sayin'?!

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hot italian grinder

a sex move known to itlian-americans as well as a sandwhich made by "lefty" at the NIEHS cafeteria in RTP.

Hey man, I just gave my girl a hot italian grinder all over her face!

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roast beef grinder

Two women with dangling labia, loose or stretched out from over-use and abuse, scissoring in lust.

Jak and Brent decided on placing a roast beef grinder instead of a hot roast beef on their sex acts menu cause they thought two old dykes grinding their pussies still sounded better than eating shit.

reverse meat grinder

So you know the meat grinder? That's when the guy lays on his back, the girl rides him cowgirl style, and then spins around on his dick.

In the reverse meat grinder, the girl lies on her back, the guy goes on top, and HE spins around to maximize pleasure. Only the most elite can perform this - spin slowly at first, then speed it up when you get more confident.

Why the fuck are all these bitches dating Leroy? That guy's a total burnout!
He's the only one in the tri-state area who can pull off the reverse meat grinder, man. Everyone wants a piece of that shit.

halo grinders with a Z

Someone who stays up late to grind halo with the boys. The "with a Z" is referring to the s in grinders, so instead of grinders it is grinderZ. By putting a z at the end, it shows true dedication to the grind.

Grinder 1 : Calling all halo grinders with a z, let's all hop on halo tonight.

Grinder 2: Sure! Cortana is so hot!