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The dog to have.
Hey what dog do you have? Italian greyhound! Wow you sure are cool
When you slap someone and while their head is turned backhand them.
My mom gave me Italian love when I didn't finish my homework
The act of pounding your head against someone's butt
As we exited the plane, I got totally Italian drumsticked by Jacob with his camera helmet.
(n) an ancient art of self-defense and offense used by Italians for generations. Basically, it involves beating the shit out of someone. Then, if they are still coming at you, take out a baseball bat. If they are still coming at you, use a gun. That's it.
Italian karate is a joke, actually. Despite the stereotype, Italians are not all violent and crime-prone. They are hard-working, intelligent people. Viva Italia!!!
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Remember that episode of spongebob called "The Alaskan Bullworm" where that giant worm chased SpongeBob and his gang?
Well, imagine that worm, hairy, resting on an Italian mans crotch.
In other words, a large, fat and hairy Italian penis.
I saw my dad's Italian bullworm in the shower, he NEEDS to shave.
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1. slow-cooked roast beef usually served with peppers or giardinera on italian bread, sometimes dipped in gravy. Has nothing to do with Italy, but very popular in Chicago. Not to be confused with Philly cheese-steak.
2. a complaint or argument offered by an Italian-American.
3. the penis of an Italian-American male. see italian sausage.
1. When I go by my ma's I always get italian beef.
2. My sister-in-law always has some italian beef.
3. I got your italian beef right here.
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A massage where the masseuse puts her ass cheeks over the mans cock and moves back and forth until he cums. She could also lay on her front and the man straddles her legs and puts his cock between her ass cheeks and moves back and forth until he cums on her back. Sometimes called a Italian Massage
(ass-cheeks) Italian Massage - ass cheeks