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to masturbate. phrase especially popular in Australia.
I can't take it tonight. Chicks aren't digging me. I'm gonna head home, bleach the kangaroo skull, and call it an evening.
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a streak of faeces left in a toilet after one takes a dump. variations include the reverse kanga.
dude, look at these kangaroo tails!
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1. An extremely unattractive girl who walks in the bar and NO ONE calls dibs on.
2. A fat ugly whore.
*In Australian Accent* " Crikey!! It's a Two-Headed Kangaroo!!"
Ultimately, so pointless and shocking, you can’t believe you witnessed the stupidest thing ever to exist.
What in the flying kangaroo is this monstrosity.
Mary’s Snapchat story is photos of her while she is taking a shit. What in the flying kangaroo is she thinking.
Sexual position originated in Brazil.
Here's how to do the "canguru perneta"
1- The couple should stand and with their bodies glued to each other
2- It is important that one of the two stays against the wall, to avoid falls
3 - The woman lifts one leg around her partner, facing him.
4 - The man holds the woman by one of her thighs while she supports only one foot on the floor (hence the name one-legged 'perneta')
A curiosity: the term kangaroo exists because the partner needs to jump, if she is smallerer than the man, allowing the pace of the transaction and the sensation of penetration.
A sexual position that can not be left out in your list of positions: the one-legged kangaroo.
Tanned, muscle, lean, hairy gays, who have confidence to stand up to belligerence, and are willing to fight!
Also known as Roos.
Person A: I think I might be a Kangaroo (Gay Tribe)
Person B: How so?
Person A: I’m pretty confident and lean like a real Kangaroo.
Person B: Pffft, gurl, sit down, you’re really an Otter!
Person A: Check out that Roo sizing up the gay competition
Person B: He must be protecting his Joey (see Joey)
The act of shitting on someones chest, and then jumping up and down on them like a kangaroo.
"I saw your girlfriend last night."
"Oh really."
"Yeah, I did the Australian Brown Kangaroo!"
"You asshole!"