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Dublin 80s slang for "you're kidding", from a quiz show compered by Bunny Carr on RTE
"So I told Michelle Rocca to stop bothering me all the time"
"Stop the lights!"
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a rare phenomena in which a woman has produced all 3 colours of a traffic light in her toilet. can only occur if she has her period, her pee is yellow, and for some reason she had one of those green shits.
girl: oh man! i dropped my glasses in the toilet the other day and it was after i filled it with everything a girl could possibly fill it with!
guy: oh, you mean had traffic lights?
girl: what?!?! where did you get that word?
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a cheap alcoholic bevarage good for getting drunk. So light you can't taste it after the first one. Very popular at parties!
John: Pass me a bud light!
Jill: How many you had?
Johm: Twelve, but drunk even not i'm!
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The blindingly bright blue lights and red lights strobed by cops to overwhelmingly signify their presence and intimidate others; a highly visible, attention-getting representation of authoritye. Respect it (as Officer/Deputy Cartman would demand).
Not to be confused with black light, disco lights, candle light, or Coor's Light. The police are the only ones enjoying this kind of PARTY in their own power mad, sadistic, or Barney Fife way. You can witness for yourself the giddy celebration following a full-out domination and capture event on many episodes of the 'reality' TV cop shows.
"PARTY LIGHTS are evil tools that scream out: "Trouble !!" -- quite possibly for you, if it appears the PARTY is coming your way."
RAY: "I see PARTY LIGHTS up ahead; better slow down to the speed limit."
JAY: "Well, I see 'em in my rearview, too. I think we must be invited to the PARTY."
RAY: "Watchagunadu?"
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A light-bender is a girl so fat that her gravitational pull could actually bend light.
"Man, I'm so fucking horny I could fuck a hole into a slab of granite."
"Well, if worse comes to worst there's a drunken light-bender over there. Look, you can read the sign that's behind her!"
"I guess that'll have to work."
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1 Light Year = 9324744613632km
One light year is defined by travelling for 365 days at the constant speed of light, which is 299 792 458 m/s
where:
m = distance in metres
s = time in seconds
Proxima Centauri is 4.3 light-years from the Sun.
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