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What Gerard Way did to get on the cover of Spin magazine. Once mentioned in an interview.
Friend 1: “What did Gerard Way do you get on the cover of Spin Magazine?”
Friend 2: “He rode the mechanical bull, he mentioned in an interview how he was very good at riding the mechanical bull”
Friend 1: “Oh That’s cool!”
Mechanical Engineering paradise a.k.a. Faculty of Mechanical Engineering of the Slovak University of Technology in Bratislava ranked first in the Worldwide List of the Coolest Universities and has been maintaining its position since 1940. This impeccable academic masterpiece can boast funny and atractive dudes, who like to party all the time. 98% of these gifted students get amazing jobs after graduation and make shitloads of money. The faculty offers courses in English as well, so whether you are a foreigner or a native who likes to use English, do not hesitate and join this earthly paradise.
A: "Look at that hot chick. Where do you think she studies?"
B: "She looks like one of those Mechanical Engineering paradise girls, man."
A: "Wow, I should have had better grades in high school, man...That place must be awesome."
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Slam-dunk contest for white people
1. The mechanical bullriding contest in Urban Cowboy is a rare glimpse into the nocturnal activities of white people.
2. "Say Billy and Jeb, I'm fixin' to go the bullriding contest at Gilley's tonight. Y'all goin'?"
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Casual mechanics who fix or modify cars using tools and techniques that are frequently improper or not "by the book".
Tool boxes include zip ties, they use chrome sockets on an impact driver, don't own a torque wrench, and probably learned how to fix cars from a buddy, youtube, forum posts, or by doing.
How many foot lbs of torque? Just twist it until its "goodandtight". We're shade tree mechanics, not Ford technicians
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The mechanic is a sexual position, which involves two people. One of them gets down on their hands and knees while the other slides underneath them and either pulls the man off or fingers the woman until they cum; changing the oil
We were so drunk lastnite we ended up doing the mechanic/ changing the oil
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an elite, often highly-specialized, perhaps cerebral, expensive mechanic
Telsa sent over some white-glove mechanic to diagnose the problem and he charged me $2000
A sex act where the female climbs on in the reverse cowgirl anal position and masturbates aggressively to orgasm with a large vibrator.
She's gonna really earn that orgasm when we perform the reverse mechanical bull tonight.