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A self gratification technique which involves a leather belt, an ice cube, and a small poodle or baby. Tying one end of the belt around the poodle(or baby)'s neck and the other around your erect penis (leave a little loose for proper friction). By gyrating the hips in a clockwise motion, the 'performer' of the act is able to spin the weighted belt like a propeller on the penis...The poodle/baby will wail and moan thus mimicking a very sadistic horny woman....after ejaculation, apply ice to the crotch region.
"Hey man, why you walkin so funny?"
"I got drunk while watching my baby brother, and decided to do a Brandon Moore."
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Great piano player who died August 24, 2006. He will continue to be missed.
Travis Moore played some great jazz in his day.
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Z list celebrity with no discernable talent other than having a closet on his screen door. See also Michael Ealy.
Who is that funny looking guy with a fruit fly in his car and assless chaps on? Shemar Moore!
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Proper Noun: Smooth talking, sweetest person you will ever meet. Very reserved, but outgoing and hilarious when in a comfortable environment. Usually depressed, but will always tends brighten your mood. Best sex you will ever get.
Mason Moore is so fucking epic, i want to lick the clothes off of his body
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better than london
has bossman
best shops other than coop
best town in north east
where big man ollie lives
Mrs Presscot: where does ollie live
Mr Digby: Ushaw moor
Mrs Presscot: Go local innit