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Bloody mosquito

Sticking a straw in a girls vagina who is on her period and sucking on the straw

Dude! I just did a bloody mosquito on my gf!

by Ret-V April 30, 2021


Mosquito Account

A social media account that gains fame not through the use of their own creativity or wit, but by gathering substance using the content of other creators, usually smaller then their own, to gain a larger following. The intent is to seem like they have a purpose, and are not just on their bed waiting for the next installment of My Chemical Depression.

"Hey, this instagram account is so talented, look at all their art styles"

"Jaminson, They're a mosquito account, please unfollow them and not be cringe anymore"

by Drywall Reviewer July 9, 2022


Mosquito Dating

When you just suck and go.

I’m only doing mosquito dating right now. No time for penetration.

by The_politibro February 26, 2024


Mosquito Hairy Masturbation

A mosquito with very hairy private parts wanks to pictures of mosquito boobies.

Mhm Gurl. = Mosquito Hairy Masturbation | Growing Unlimited Red Lust

by juddily November 24, 2024


reverse mosquito

When someone stops sucking and you hit them harder, it's called a reverse mosquito.

Dude 1: Wow, that guy has hella bruises...
Dude 2: Yeah, his girlfriend is a dom, and she reverse mosquito'd him last night.

by TaroSykes November 14, 2022


mosquito feeling

the feeling of a mosquito shooting itself up your arsehole and flying around up there a bit before fucking off.

usually lasts around 5-10 seconds and means go for a shit

guy sittin down suddenly raises arse off the chair "fuuuuuck!" "sup mate?" "mosquito feeling..."

by F34RL355 F13ND January 28, 2010


Mosquito pillow

A mosquito that has been pillowifed and used as decoration in "mad people"homes across the world

Your a fucking mosquito pillow 😀

by IKEA IS LIFE March 9, 2024