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A tiny vampire, but does not suck enough blood so the other person will be a vampire
Person 1: I just got bitten by a tiny vampire
Person 2: you mean a mosquito
Ass hole that is more annoying than that one kid in school who's only dialogue is "gay" when you interact with it.
I was having a nice day until a mosquito bit me. What an asshole.
Genuinely, the most horrifying creatures. Never in my life have i wanted to kill myself so much just because of the fact that they exist. Blood sucking useless parasites, coming from the deepest depths of hell.
"You see that forest?"
"Ye"
"It has mosquitos in it"
"Got it, removing that forest"
they are government controlled insects that were created in order to take blood as a blood donation (as when they bite you they take some of your blood). so, when someone refuses to donate blood, the government send out the mosquitos to retrieve and take the blood from you and send it to the blood donation centre. they aren’t real insects !!!!!
mosquitos are controlled by the government
*this is a joke, pls don’t sue me !!*
"I'm already a bloodsucking parasite, all I needed was a briefcase!"- Mooseblood The Mosquito (The Bee Movie)
One of the mosquitos.
Someone who does not respect you and your partner’s relationship.
“Micheal’s morphed into a mosquito, hitting on me when he knows I’m married.”