Mush Mouse

Term of endearment used for one's wife when seeking anal intercourse.  Usually used on Christmas Eve while drinking pinky finger mixed Manhattan's, and the kids are told to stay put in their rooms.

Dan:  I'm ready to "take a nap" Mush Mouse

Jeanette:  Oy, ok, let me get the kids put away.

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Mouse Pad

Feminine protection for mice. Similar to rodent tampons.

Mouse Pad... O_o

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skater mouse

Unnoffensive version of skater rat.

Josh: I was skating over at coolo yesterday and this security guard called me a skater rat >=@
Jelly: Awww poor Joshie, your not a skater rat! your a skater mouse! ^_^
Josh: uh yeah...

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mouse peeking

description of one's need to use the crapper, wherein the need is so bad, a turd is poking our of your arse just as a mouse peeks out of its hole.

Oh man. I gotta go so bad I've got a mouse peeking!!!

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Mouse pussy

Gay Grandfather sex

Person 1: wanna go watch some mouse pussy
Person 2: I’m taking the kids to my mothers house

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working for the Mouse

working at Walt Disney World or Walt Disney Land.

Hey man, I can get into Disney World for free now that I am working for the Mouse!

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mouse rub

When a male, surfing the internet, decides to simulate rubbing a female's breasts or genitalia by mousing over them on a digital picture. Often, the mouse icon is the shape of a hand which makes the "mouse rub" seem even more real.

I saw this picture of a really hot girl and gave her boobs a good mouse rubbing.

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