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Further advanced sexual technique where the male in either a hetro or homosexual pairing, piss fucks the recipient up the ass, throws up into his hand and then rubs the sick into the recipients face.
It gives the experience of a night out at bad seafood restaurant without having to spend any money.
Dave: "Shall we go to the new seafood restaurant on the shore?"
Matt:"Nah, we can just cut to the chase with a quick Nasty Oyster"
A used condom.
My roommate keeps leaving Detroit Oysters on top of the bathroom trash.
When you sneeze into your hand, and you sip it from your hand like a cup
"Oh shit Martin, looks like you've made a hand oyster!"
"How was the hand oyster?"
A blob of jizz on the pillow. Also known as a melted Marshmallow if it's still warm.
"I wiped up the sheets, threw the towel in the basket, put my head back on the pillow and copped a Turkish Oyster right in the eye".
Bulls nuts... broiled and full of warm splooge
That redneck over there is sucking on mountain oysters!
The pain in the front of the vulva after a marathon wanking session
Girl 1: img I can't even sit down
Girl 2: why, how comes?
Girl 1: well no one joined me this weekend and I had to take care of myself and now i have oyster burn
Girl 2: auch
When a woman is on the rag, and drags her bleeding snatch across your face while you sleep.
I was sleeping peacefully when out of nowhere Lindsay gave me the ole' Rusty Oyster