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noun A large, messy pile of random shit accumulated over time, which takes up more space than is feasibly possible.
"Callum, for fucks sake, look how much nicer it looks without the piles of fuckery"
When a person masturbates in the bath tub while 5-however many assholes will fit around the rim of the tub and shits on the bather.
Later on my bf an his friends are going to Eskimo pile on me. An Eskimo pile at the end of the day always relaxes me.
When a grown man dress's in a skimpy school girl outfit and while masturbating pounces on unsuspecting victims.
Anthony giddy piled a school girl once...now he's not allowed within 300m of schools.
A lesbian orgy.
Kate Upton, Scarlett Johansson, Amanda Seyfried, and Jennifer Lawrence are four woman I want to see in a scissor pile.
The act of a group of large men having a gang bang involving one small virgin
berry piling
Me and the boys were stuck in what to do last night, so we hit the town found a virgin and Berry piled her!
Gut pile ; a fatty pertrusion of the lower abdomen caused by excessive comsumption of chocolate filled donuts.
While sitting in a meeting, a hefty coworkers shirt button was undone and her g-pile was inconspicuously hanging out.
Where one places all of their shit when they get home. Contents include, but are not limited to: keys, wallet, phone, phone charger, briefcase, shoes, gym shoes, receipt from the takeout you grabbed on the way home, spare change, lint, dog hair, purse, all the chopsticks you stole from the restaurant where you ate lunch, etc etc etc.
Typically spurs a fight with one’s wife, husband, child, or mom when they inevitably trip over your shit or feel it ruins the “cleaning they just fucking did!!!”
Everyone has one. Even the dog.
Mom: “Here’s the mail that came for you today.”
Son: “Nah it’s cool I don’t want it, just put it in my shit pile.”
Wife: “I have told you for the LaSt TiMe that the corner of the counter top is NOT your desk!!!”
Husband: “No, but it IS where my shit pile goes.”