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Sex maneuver. Mount a girl from behind. After you are satisfied with your experience. Tell her you have AIDS and see how long you can stay on her.
I was Doing this chick Doggie style, I decided I wanted to do the Himalayan Rodeo. I told her i had AIDS. She jumped around or and bucked like a bull. I stayed on for 2 minutes.
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Doing number 2 in a toilet in which the toilet seat has not been tightened down well, resulting in squirming from left to right due to the unstableness of the seat.
I just experianced a rodeo deuce!
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Latin: Ragius Slagius Rodius
This sexual maneuvre takes lots of preperation but creates a huge amount of sexual pleasure.
You need to locate the targeted females used period pad, or for a better reaction use someone elses, then superglue around the edges of the bloody pad. Before sneaking up behind her in the dark and slapping the period pad over her mouth so it sticks bloody side in. Then commence having sex with her from behind wrapping your arms around her waist as she struggles to get you and the period filled delight attached to her mouth off, you should time how long you can hang on for.
My girlfriend was furious when I did the Raggy Rodeo, but 14 seconds beat my dads record.
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While engaging in anal sex with your lady, you call her by her best friends name as you begin to pull her hair. The object, of course, being to ride for a full eight seconds.
Raunchy rodeos always lead to one night stands... But hey, I rode for ten seconds!
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When a man goes to a bar and finds the fattest, ugliest female there. He then takes her home and proceeds to have sex with her. Right in the middle of intercourse, he tells her that she is the fattest, ugliest bitch he has ever met. He then tries to stay on or "ride her like a bucking bull".
Riding the rodeo can result in the loss of your scrotum.
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A situation that has all the risks and none of the rewards. In a real rodeo, cowboys risk their necks, but they get to look cool. If the cowboys rode goats, they'd have just as much risk of injury, and wouldn't look cool. Such a situation has two possible outcomes: really bad or slightly less bad. Having forseen such a situation, you're best bet is to not enter the Rodeo.
"We decided not to submit our wine in the "Two-buck-chuck Taste-off" because we didn't want to get into a Goat Rodeo."
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Basically the same as a Rodeo execpt 4 u get a fit bird to come back 2 your house and u get ur mate to hide in the cupboard naked and then u engage in doggy style sex with the girl. When u are about 2 cum yell 'Rodeo!!' and exit the girl and get ur mate to jump out of the cupboard and begin fuckin her, while she screams and squirms around like rodeo on a bull. You must wait and see how long u can rodeo the bitch before she can escape. The boy who was orginally sexin the whore must film the act of Molesey rodeo, then u show it to all ur friends.
It must be done with best friends and a complete slag who u dont know. It also must be done in doggy style.
boy 1: hey baby wanna come back 2 mine
Girl: yeah
(At the house they begin to have sex)
Boy 1: ahhh baby im about to cum...RODEO!!
(Boy 2 jumps out of the cupboard and begins to have sex with the slag)
Boy 2: woooooooooo baby, ur a frisky one...this is the longest ive given a Molesey Rodeo for
Girl: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Boy 1: Shit this is the best Molesey rodeo ive ever seen
(Later that nght)
Boy 1: Hey mate, watch this
Boy 2: Yeah i gave this bitch a Molesey rodeo for 13 seconds!!
All their friends proceed to watch the video and then all cheer and buy the rodeo boys a beer
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