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When having intercourse of the doggy-style nature, one whispers into their receivers ear something involving std's, a sexual act with a family member, or some other unwanted atrocity. As the receiver fights or "bucks" to get away, the giver or "rider" holds on for dear life. If they can hold on for eight seconds, they are to release and in triumphant joy exclaim, " I'm the Rodeo Champion!"
Ron: Dude, sarah is super mad at me today.
Todd: Why?
Ron: Well, last night I had to give'er the rodeo champion when I told her, mid-coitus, that I had syphilis, ha ha.
Todd:...Dude.
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Sex maneuver. Mount a girl from behind. After you are satisfied with your experience. Tell her you have AIDS and see how long you can stay on her.
I was Doing this chick Doggie style, I decided I wanted to do the Himalayan Rodeo. I told her i had AIDS. She jumped around or and bucked like a bull. I stayed on for 2 minutes.
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A sporting event initiated while having unprotected doggie style sex. begin by grabbing your partner's hips and telling them you are HIV positive, then hang on as long as possible while they try to fling you off like a bull.
I lasted 9 seconds on my first aids rodeo.
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1. Vigorously fellatio AKA Beej with many emphatic variations (thumb drive, vulcan dick pinch) but, the main factor is that they can be only tolerated for around 8 seconds, no more.
2. Actually getting head at, during, or around a legitimate rodeo event
3.Most impressively, getting oral while participating in a rodeo event (mechanical bull is also acceptable)
Why did you dump that bitch?
She was giving too much rodeo head
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When a man goes to a bar and finds the fattest, ugliest female there. He then takes her home and proceeds to have sex with her. Right in the middle of intercourse, he tells her that she is the fattest, ugliest bitch he has ever met. He then tries to stay on or "ride her like a bucking bull".
Riding the rodeo can result in the loss of your scrotum.
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A situation that has all the risks and none of the rewards. In a real rodeo, cowboys risk their necks, but they get to look cool. If the cowboys rode goats, they'd have just as much risk of injury, and wouldn't look cool. Such a situation has two possible outcomes: really bad or slightly less bad. Having forseen such a situation, you're best bet is to not enter the Rodeo.
"We decided not to submit our wine in the "Two-buck-chuck Taste-off" because we didn't want to get into a Goat Rodeo."
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Basically the same as a Rodeo execpt 4 u get a fit bird to come back 2 your house and u get ur mate to hide in the cupboard naked and then u engage in doggy style sex with the girl. When u are about 2 cum yell 'Rodeo!!' and exit the girl and get ur mate to jump out of the cupboard and begin fuckin her, while she screams and squirms around like rodeo on a bull. You must wait and see how long u can rodeo the bitch before she can escape. The boy who was orginally sexin the whore must film the act of Molesey rodeo, then u show it to all ur friends.
It must be done with best friends and a complete slag who u dont know. It also must be done in doggy style.
boy 1: hey baby wanna come back 2 mine
Girl: yeah
(At the house they begin to have sex)
Boy 1: ahhh baby im about to cum...RODEO!!
(Boy 2 jumps out of the cupboard and begins to have sex with the slag)
Boy 2: woooooooooo baby, ur a frisky one...this is the longest ive given a Molesey Rodeo for
Girl: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Boy 1: Shit this is the best Molesey rodeo ive ever seen
(Later that nght)
Boy 1: Hey mate, watch this
Boy 2: Yeah i gave this bitch a Molesey rodeo for 13 seconds!!
All their friends proceed to watch the video and then all cheer and buy the rodeo boys a beer
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