OKE SINKO we get it, nisi moro kopirat 3 puta ccc sramota te pojela!
LAKUUU NOoOoOCCCCCC!!!!
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Giving a titty twister while engaging in doggy style. The titty twister must be considered painful to be considered a russian twister.
Dude I gave Shannon a russian twister last night. That bitch was screaming! She broke up with me. No akward goodbyes. Just some sore titties and a failed relationship
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The villains du jour; imaginary nefarious agents of chaos; a group of 400 pound high school students in a dark suburban basement.
Those Russian hackers stole the election!
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When you have to do "big business" in the bathroom but you have a limited time frame to do so. Often results in headaches, pulled muscles, hernias and/or swamp ass from improper or rushed wiping.
That white castle had my stomach bubbling this morning, i had to take a Russian shit to make it to the meeting on time.
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It is a where you freeze a bottle of vodka then you smash it on the ground. You pick pick up on of the shards and suck on it. If it is vodka you win if its glass you lose.
Did you hear about that new game its called the russian lottery .
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Take sprats and pickled cabbage and put it on dark bread; open a bottle of vodka. If you eat sprats and pickled cabbage on dark bread, follow it with vodka, and fucking love it, you're having a russian picnic.
When you've had enough russian picnics, you might start having the urge to beat people with a fish (effective for social control and rehabilitation).
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when you're having sex with your partner and there in doggy style position grab her and supplex her while still in her and continue.
Alex: what happened with that girl last night?
Ryan: i was smashing odee hard and i wanted to try something new so i gave her the happy Russian and she gave the angry penguin.
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