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shocker schmenocker

A variation of the ever popular shocker. Performed when the middle and ring finger are inserted into the vagina and the pinky into the anus. The "schmenocker" is performed when the clitoris is flicked with the index and the thumb. shocker

Brenda's orgasm was so intense that she said she had been schmenocked.

by Rat Bastard February 23, 2004

12๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


spartan shocker

the pinky finger is put into the ass then 2 middle fingers are folded into the palm,after that the index finger is put into the vagina.then vigorously wiggle thumb while adding wrist action.

once my girl was warmed up I gave her the spartan shockerand history was maid.

by antous on topolots April 2, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shell Shockers

A game where 10 year olds get a sex partner and really wanna fuck hard. but shell shockers is better without the 40 year old men and 8 year old girls because 99% of the time you can see them

girl: who wanna be my boyfriend
10 year old: add me on instagram
girl: ok daddy

me: why are you asking for a girlfriend in shell shockers

by a spam account used by someone May 3, 2020


pentagon shocker

When you're climbing over a fence and a picket pokes you right up the pooper.

(The PENTAGON Shocker, because it's the Department of DE FENCE)

I slipped while jumping the fence and gave myself the old Pentagon Shocker

by Spankleberry April 27, 2017


shocker dock

A butthole. A dock for the pinky shocker.

That bike seat went up my shocker dock.

by Knutmeg June 29, 2014


Shocker Aid

A historic match played between the 2 biggest teams in the league. "Ingurland V", the biggest team in the league, play "World V" every Thursday at 10:20 AM.
so far, one season has been played of shocker Aid, which resulted in the smaller team, "World V" winning by 1 point in the league table.

Person 1: "you going watching shocker aid at top basket ball court today?"
Person 2:"yeh man"

by hahayehman November 10, 2022


Septic Shocker

When you have anal sex bareback with a girl, then surprise her by pulling out and finishing in her mouth

"Why is Sally so mad at you today?"

"I gave her a septic shocker last night"

by SgtSyphilis July 26, 2017