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A process in which two people defecate in the same toilet; achieved as one person straddles the other (like a spider swing), and defecates through the empty space in front of the other's crotch.
I couldn't hold it, so we took a spider shit.
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An exclamation of sheer disbelief or wonder.
Fucking spiders, check out the legs/tits/arse on her
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1. Clump of female pubic hair found at the drain after a shower or bath. 2. Pubes accidentally ingested while performing cunnilingus.
I wish my wife would wax her bush because every time she takes a shower the drain gets covered with twat spiders.
I was eating out Jill the other night when suddenly I started gagging on a twat spider.
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If you think females can't fight, think again. This nasty lady comes equipped with a full-blown chaingun attached to her body and takes a shitload of ammo to kill. It is the final boss of DOOM and makes a few appearances in DOOM II.
Only the spider mastermind has a chance of killing the Cyberdemon.
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Man spider
Man spider
Does whatever a human can
Goes to work
Looks at memes
Gives up on his hopes and dreams
Look out
Here comes the man spider
“What’s your favorite song?”
“The Man Spider theme.”
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To hang one's phone from an outlet when the charger cord is not long enough to reach the ground. The phone hangs upside down, similar to Spider-Man hanging from his web.
Shit, the cord's not long enough to reach the ground. Guess I'll have to Spider-Man it.
Jacksepticeye's spiderman that is shaped like a loaf of bread.