Random
Source Code

Philosopher Stoned

When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.

X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.

by TripleWest September 4, 2012

2490πŸ‘ 339πŸ‘Ž


stone lesbians

a lesbian who doesn't get fucked but does the fucking, usually the butch... stone lesbians usually don't like getting touched but gets pleasures from pleasuring her partner

"Justine is one of those stone lesbians, so if your a total receiver then you'll love her"

by PaLinTin February 4, 2009

57πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


kindey stone

1.(noun) an object that forms in your kindey as a result of high calcium intake. It can range from 2-8 mm in diameter and has to be ejected through the body by urinating . The process is extremely painful.

2.(adjective) used to describe something that is either really bad or really good.

3.(adjective) used to describe something utterly terrifying or scary

1."I just birthed a kindey stone and my dick hurts so bad."

2." This kool-aid is the kindey stone !"

"Man , that test was the kindey stone"

3."Dude you scared the kindey stone out of me"

by Locomon007 May 27, 2014


Philosopher Stones

A hardened mycelium mass that contains both psilocybin and psilicon. Commonly referred to as "philosopher stones" or sclerotia, they produce a trip very similar if not identical to that of the p. cubensis "shroom" species.
Philosopher Stones are produced invitro, making it much more stealthy and easy to grow as compared to the actual mushrooms the Philosopher Stones are capable of producing.

There are 3 strains currently available:

1.Psilocybe mexicana

2.Psilocybe tampanensis

3.Psilocybe atlantis

Dude! I just ate this sclerotia! I can't believe how amazing this is. I almost have pity on those that say all drugs are bad and are too closed minded to ever improve their lives.
Ha ha Mr. T pities the fool!

Oh my god! I am starting to realize there is so much more to life then buying this materialistic shit!
I need to stop polluting the air and being part of this wretched system. Oh how I love you Philosopher Stones, you have shown me how to be a better and happier person!

by Inner Improvement Movement February 24, 2011


infinity stone

The things that big purple space raisin hunts down and uses to kill half of everybody. Then gets killed by them after a super rich guy makes a glove that can use the little nuggets of rock to snap and kill space raisin.

If you are a space raisin, you will die to my infinity stone.

by AGuyWhoKnowsWordsYouDont April 29, 2019

28πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Stone Cold

1) absence of heat

2) emotionless

3) Steve Austin, the baddest SOB in professional wrestling. He is known for drinking beer and giving ass holes the Stunner.

1. This body must have been sitting here for a long time. It's stone cold.

2. I wouldn't talk to that guy. He's stone cold.

3. When you hear the glass, it's your ass.

by Eric Simmons January 1, 2004

434πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž


Kick Stones

A phrase telling somebody to get the fuck out of here.

Same as β€œKick Rocks”

Mother fucker if you don’t like it then β€œKick Stones”

Can also be shorted β€œStones mother fucker” or just β€œStones”

by JingoBa September 22, 2008

95πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž