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Sword of Omens

When a male is standing a female will get on her knees and make a fist to balance his penis straight up and down while laying the balls on top of her fist so they act like the hilt of a sword. When this has been accomplished, she must press her face (eye sockets to nuts) and shout at the top of her lungs, "Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight."

Girl 1: I tried that new Sword of Omens thing and I could see my house from his bedroom.
Girl 2: Wow, it really does work!

by Unkle Samm October 7, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


dick sword

A dick sword is what you use as your weapon in the game "tubby sticks" which is a game where you use your penis, a.k.a. dick sword, to hit the opponents belly button.

That negro jamal always beats me in tubby sticks because his dick sword is 11 inches long.

by jordan august May 4, 2008

18๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sword brother

"Olden times (greek/uncle?) when men would go into battle and would be like: We're sword brothers!!! So they would just fuck and bond cause they're sword brothers."

I'm cool with sword brothers.
--Ron Stoppable aka Jiggity James

by TotallyTay727 October 19, 2016

19๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sword Brother

Sword Brothers are two males who have touched the tips of their penises together, thus sealing the bond of "Sword Brother"

As my first act as leader, I name my sword brother to serve as my right hand man.

by TheRealTycho April 6, 2017

28๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sword-Swallowing

Deep-throating gone horribly wrong, choking on one's penis during a bj.

Omg It was so bad last night, I was totally sword-swallowing!! I choked!!!

by imaHOEHOEinohio19 February 6, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Sword in the Stone

A novel of the legends of King Arthur written by T.H. White. The movie, created by Disney, is the best movie ever.

Hey man, have you heard of that kick ass movie The Sword in the Stone?

by carly December 15, 2004

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sword swallower

A sword swallower is an amazingly talented person (preferably a beautiful lady) that can insert the male penis into their mouth and so far down their throat that u can see it buldging out their neck.

When a lady sits on her knees between a guys legs both facing the same direction and the lady tilts her head all the way back. Then the man takes his hard cock sword and inserts it down her throat.

Atleast 7 inches of hard dick sword buldging out a womans throat right down to her collar bone.

Thus Sword meaning cock
And Swallowing meaning right down throat

I dropped to my knees and commanded him to spread'em while I arched my back and tilted my neck back wards then I took his sword into my mouth and began swallowing it...whole....repetitively...

He gasped at the sight of my neck bulgding out with the insertion of his sword down my throat..

"WoW. You are a Sword Swallower" he gasped

by Sass Farreal May 6, 2014

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž