the talented mr ripley

kinda like wedding crashers

-Hey bro, have you seen The Talented Mr Ripley?
-Nah dude, what is it about?
-Its pretty much exactly like Wedding Crashers

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taking my talents to southhampton

to ejaculate onto someone's pillow at their hamptons' house. preferably the head of household. spawned from Lebron James' famous quote "taking my talents to south beach".

Larry: James, thanks for having me out here this weekend.
James: make yourself at home. My wife and I are going to the beach, do you want to join us?
Larry: no thanks, I have a few things to unload first.

*the next morning*
James: Oh f*ck, my pillow is stuck to my head!!!
Larry: That's right James, I've been taking my talents to southhampton

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No Talent Ass Clown

From the Latin "Nay Talentus Assus Clownius". A whiny or otherwise pathetic person who lacks any prowess in his or her field, also lacking charisma.
eg: Chirs Carrabba

Boy 1: Wow did you see Dashboard Confessional?
Boy 2: No his music makes me puke in my mouth..
Boy1: WHAT?! WHY!?!
Boy 2: Because...he's a NO TALENT ASS CLOWN!

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Took Their Talents To South Beach

A phrase to explain a person who chose a team or group other than their first to try to improve on their previous success but ended up failing due to their effort.

Lebron James took their talents to south beach and helped the Dallas Mavericks win the NBA Finals.

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take my talents to South Beach

Euphemism for masturbate. Coined by LeBron James during his "The Decision" broadcast on July 8, 2010. Definition as suggested by Glenn Jamieson of Perth, Australia in Bill Simmons's ESPN blog, 7/9/10.

Person A: What are you doing tomorrow?
Person B: I'm going to sleep in, take my talents to South Beach, go to work, and head to the bars.

LeBron James: Um, in this fall -- man, this is very tough -- um, in this fall I'm going to take my talents to South Beach and, um, join the Miami Heat.

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Taking My Talents to South Beach

A euphemism for masturbation.

Derived from the much-hated Lebron James and his words to describe his departure from the Cleveland Cavaliers for the Miami Heat.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in my bathroom taking my talents to South Beach.

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Takin my talents to southbeach

To bail out of a deal, obligation, or family.

Jim is a deadbeat. He took his talents to southbeach and is fuckin his secretary.

I'm takin my talents to southbeach and gettin a new job.

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