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Short term fun

What people are claiming they’re looking for on an online dating platform. It’s the term men use when they are actually being honest and it’s the term women use to lure and trap men they want a relationship with.

Doug:Hey Chris- I heard you’re going to aprils parents place for dinner- I thought she was only looking for ‘short term fun’?
Chris: ya me too - I was trapped she said she inherited wanted short term fun

by Johnnaykikass April 10, 2024


contradicktion of terms

Text and/or speech produced by someone who claims to be a "really good and decent guy", but whose words clearly convey da opposite message.

Most of da stuff dat Tronald Dump ever says is a total contradicktion of terms!

by QuacksO February 3, 2023


sex term

literally every ud definition

im gonna look for something on ud, oh shit its a sex term

by JM99 Official October 2, 2023


long term stranger

Someone you’ve been talking/texting for a long time, yet barely know much about them other than their name.

Adam: I wonder what Dolly is doing right now, I haven’t talked to her in a while.
Eve: Why can’t you just go and ask?
Adam: Because she usually doesn’t respond until a month or two go by
Eve: I guess she must be a long term stranger

by Vbdullelvh June 17, 2024


long term financial investment

A short term investment that has gone bad.

Investing in GME is a very viable long term financial investment.

by ThatDapperLad March 7, 2021


Termed

A person who is insecure about 90% of their identity. They will never expose a detail about their lives, and they are super private to the point you might think they are peforming illegal activity or the government has a strict eye on them.

P1: “Ey shawty, whats your last name? “
Termed: “I hate my last name, you can’t know!”

by Jazzzzzzzzy June 27, 2021


Terms of Disservice (TOD)

When an Internet site changes their Terms of Service without giving prior notice and deletes millions of people's blogs, which amounts to a virtual stealing of a person's intellectual property.

MySpace new Terms of Disservice (TOD) has outraged and alienated millions of people whose blogs have been deleted, which amounts of a virtual stealing of a person's intellectual property.

by disenfranchised poet June 28, 2013