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What happens when the TSA finishes their screening process a little too soon and send you on your way.
Billy was getting deep cavity searched by the TSA but they sent him along with Terminal Blue Balls.
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It's when you poop a lot and it's terminal.
Jamie: "i have been pooping 1-3 times a day for the past several weeks"
Chris: "my god! you might have terminal poop disorder"
Someone who continuously enters relationships only over the Internet because they don’t know how to actually start an IRL sustainable relationship
“that person only e dates people, what a terminal e-dater (non-derogatory)”
Being at the absolute peak of simpitude, to the point where you'll actually die
Guy 1: Hey, have you seen BigBoi recently?
Guy 2: Nah fam, they got Terminally Down Bad and died lol
A syndrome where the thought of not having clogs or clogging feel nearly impossible, to relieve its effects its best to have a pair of clogs around or to often clog
Someone I know Stan has terminal clogging syndrome and they cant bear not having clogs or clogging
Where Wiley's career flew out from the UK to Cyprus
She was tryna relax
But her son got caught in a war (Caught in a war)
One day there's dons at the door, then next day Heathrow Terminal 4
- Stormzy
The length at which a beard stops growing and the bearded one achieves full power. Any bearded person at less than Terminal Beard Length is viewed as weak by all people, though this bias is typically unconscious.
I have achieved Terminal Beard Length, now people will finally take me seriously.