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An extremely hot high school or college girl who goes and ruins it by wearing a trucker hat.
"She was hella hot but then I noticed the trucker hat."
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This situation arises when one stakes out a truck stop looking for trucker who is negotiating to obtain services from a commercial sex worker. While the trucker is distracted, one sabotages a vital component of the truck required for ignition (such as cutting the battery cable with bolt cutters). While disabling the truck, one would continue to listen to the negotiation using any one of a wide variety of available listening devices. At the moment of monetary exchange, the saboteur reveals himself by pulling around the truck in a muscle car (preferably a 1978 trans-am with T tops for ease of entry, though any Camaro or Mustang type car will work) and shows a full tooth count, thus seducing the commercial sex worker to hop into the car and accepting fees for services in about half the amount settled upon by the truck driver. This uniformly irritates the trucker. A word of caution: do not attempt this in a prius as the saboteur may end up on the wrong side of the bargain.
In other news, the rash of angry trucker incidents in Green River continues with another case reported today...The incident today involved a trucker who remains anonymous; he said his money was stolen without services rendered, and he had to spend $89 on a new battery cable...
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The pussy you never had...
No wonder truck drivers are tired of all the adult stores along I-65. If in doubt always resort to your trusty tail pipe for a safe place to release your load of truck driver cum.
Tail pipe truckers are the best kind. THE ONLY reason tailpipes drip.
A facebook group of social rejects with a few extra chromosomes that decided to buy the shittiest truck on the market to save money (they are also allergic to paint matching the cab to the body and making a good looking truck) but they end up losing money in the end because no one fucking likes them and their truck will fall apart like legos as soon as they lift anything near 500 pounds (the weight of their 2 dads)
did you see the new post on metro tow truckers? I lose brain cells just looking at that group
Abbreviated OTB, old trucker butt refers to someone who is either very gassy or has exceptionally potent farts.
John stunk up the living room Sunday afternoon, everyone remarked that he had an old trucker butt.
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A failed meme that appeared one week on Yourworldoftext (during April 2010) when cheese was the favoured spam word.
Several 'seekers' tried in vain to 'find' Patrick (The Cheese-Trucker), whilst various cheese-related jokes were continually typed, e.g.:
"Cheesus"
"Masturbate with stolen cheese."
"Spam Cheese - the ham/cheese combination sensation that's sweeping the nations."
"Cheese Roll'd"
"Cheese is my father."
"Neva gonna cheese you up, neva gonna cheese you down."
"The next cheese to write cheese sucks cheese."
etc.
Patrick has never appeared since - though later rumours claimed that he died of sponge aids, and that traces of him could be found on -525, -525.
Are you Patrick The Cheese-Trucker?
No.
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the opposite of a trucker tan, which is when a person's left arm gets a tan from hanging out of the driver's side window on a long window, therefore becoming tanned.
a reverse trucker tan is the same thing, but occurs when one's right arm becomes tanned, because they are riding in the passenger side and there right arm is out the window.
can also be called "passenger's tan" or "reverse trucker burn"
dude 1: hey man, nice tan...wait, why is one arm way darker than the other?
dude 2: it's a reverse trucker tan, dude. riding with my brother from the city to DC, got dark.
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