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The area where Penn State is located. The greatest place on earth for college. So named because everyone is always partying and happy!
"I go to Penn State, the heart of Happy Valley."
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Neuqua Valley is one of the premier High Schools in the nation... but it's too young for anyone to notice. Hated by almost any other school in the Chicagoland area for it's prominence in athletics, academics, and especially affluence. Students are from the southwestern area of Naperville (one of the richest suburbs of Chicago).
Often described as the closest thing to the Real O.C. outside of California. It is not uncommon to know when it is someones 16th birthday because everyone will notice the new car in the parking lot. And the students all have nicer cars than the faculty.Girls are blonde and slim, and you would never guess this is the midwest, because they are always tan and wearing skirts with flip flops. They always can be found with a designer handbag, that cost no less than $400 dollars. Guys are muscular and tall, usually participating in one or more sports. Drinking and drugs were always around on the weekends, however they never stayed too long because of Naperville cops.
Over 95% of the residents are Republican, and that makes sense because the average income of the students parents is well over $150,000 a year. The school cost over 63 million dollars to build. And the year after opening required a new gym to accomadate more students. Often under attack by media figures such as Jesse Jackson and Oprah Winfrey because of it's abundance of technology and luxury, and the lack thereof in inner city schools.
When parents are transferred to the Chicago area to work, they often move into Naperville, and move their solely becuase of Neuqua Valley. People have been known to move from Texas, California, and Florida just to go to this school.
Girls go here and are trained to become what their mothers are. They will go to college to get their MRS. degree, and enjoy a maid and cook when they raise their own family.
Boys go here to learn how to play with daddy's money and make connections. They learn to enjoy golf and cigars, and the art of Country Club politics and card games.
If you didn't go there, you hate it.
If you went there, you'd say you hated it. But knew you couldn't live without it.
"So what High School did you go to?"
"I went to Neuqua Valley"
"Ohhhh... so you're like really rich then, right? Is your dad a doctor or lawyer."
"You went to Neuqua? I don't think I can hang out with you... We're not the same type of people."
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mill valley is the home of many old hippies and yuppies. they will send their kids to tam high, were the kids will get washed at lunch, hang out outside of pearl's or stefano's, and utter words such as cutty or bomb. no, not as in that is the bomb! (so nineties) but as in, "she is bomb as fuck." yep, we've dropped "the" and now its just so much more current.also, mill valley is home to SUV's sporting "keep tahoe blue" stickers and rich kids who complain and smoke weed to "take away the pain" yep, the pain of having a 40$/week allowance and parents who will gladly smoke with them. oh, and the vacation home in lake tahoe sucks too. yes, full of skinny, gorgeous girls and hot dads, too bad its all just one big oxy-moron.
Kid 1: lets hop into my lexus SUV and go smoke weed in cutty bo (bolinas) cause life here in mill valley is not bomb.
Kid 2: yeah, i'll grab my juicy black terry cloth hoodie and citizen for humanity jeans,and ask my mom for her bong, its hella rank. oh, do you think i should wear two coats hoola by benefit, or two coats of georgia?
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It's Mike Vallely, goes big, skatin since back in the day.
You see Vallely ollie that picknick table, standing up.
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The worst, most boring city on the west coast. In King County, near Seattle, WA. There is absolutely nothing to do, all the girls act like sluts, all the guys are jerks, and everyone is on drugs.
I live in Maple Valley.
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a place where it's not uncommon to see 7 year-olds barefoot running rampid across town carrying their parent's half empty vodka bottle they stole while mom and dad were sleeping. A lot of them wear SoCal or SRH, and if you ask them what SRH stands for, they'll flip you off, say, "Only TRUE stoners know, bra!" then drop their pants and continue fucking their sisters (see incest). Most of the 'cool' people are indeed inbreeding douchebags, and you can only fit in with them (let alone talk to them) is if you wear HCO and have a stick up your ass at all times. Hope you aren't shied away just yet, you'll miss the mexicans beat up some emo skanks in front of Toda Moda! Yes, mexicans (plural) because lord knows they couldn't stand in a fight if it was just one-on-one! At about 1AM, all the hoop-la is over, until someone writes a myspace bulletin about a party! Everyone who's ANYONE (and by anyone, i mean assholeslutskankuglybitchcocksuckerwhores) will be there! Don't go though, these are the types of people you need to avoid like the plague..
"Hey, let's go up to Yucca Valley tonight!"
"Well, I'm not an elitist neo-nazi so I don't think I'd get along with the people there."
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A male from a Welsh valley. Usually pumped up on steroids and tanned up on sunbeds to epic proportions.
Can be found in Judges in Aberdare wearing T-Shirts three sizes too small for him.
Example - That Paul Edwards is a right Choco Valley Boy, he never leaves Aberdare and always wears tops sized medium boys to show off his roided guns!
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