Van Halen

A band that owns all others, the best of the best. Need I say more?

Van Halen kicks ass.

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mini van

like the shocker but better. putting 2 fingers in the pussy and 5 in the ass. 2 in the front and 5 in the back.

i gave your girlfriend the mini van last night

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White van

A van typically known for rapist to pick up little kids in.

Noah! Stay away from that white van!

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Van Damage

a:fuckin shit up like Jean Claude Van Dam
b:defeating your enemys under incredible odds..once again just liek Jean Claude Van Dam!!!!!

Hey bro, watch me do some "Van Damage" on these scenester faggots with this here crowbar.

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Van Suckled

The verb describing one of the many victims of Lauren's ambitious lips.

Dan: I have the funniest thing to tell you
Mike: Lets hear it man
Dan: Another bro got Van Suckled last night dude, on a SWING. Once it was done, she had to sprint home because she was late for curfew, weird.
Mike: Gross. But at least she got some protein for the run.

Dan: That gives pumping the swing a whole new meaning.

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Van Bommeled

To be persistently physically and/or verbally intimidated over a period of time by someone of debatable mental health and often of monkey like appearance. Named after Mark van Bommel, dutch footballer, thug and generally insane person.

'Shit dude what happened to you?' 'Man, i got Van Bommeled'

You know when you've been Van Bommeled!

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Van Gogh

The Van Gogh is a sexual act where you start off with small strokes like you are painting a landscape and then you finish with a vibrant end

I van goghed your mum
I’m gonna van gogh you
He van goghed me yesterday

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